The Legend
He lives under the shed. He owns the backyard.
Jeff showed up one summer, moved into the space under the shed, and never left. Somewhere along the way somebody nailed up a sign that just says "JEFF'S HOUSE" — and honestly, at this point, it's true.
He shows up for snacks, poses for the camera, and occasionally naps flat out on the patio like he owns the place. Because he does.
$JEFFY is the coin for the internet's favorite backyard groundhog. No utility promises, no fake roadmap — just Jeff, his house, and a community that thinks a chubby groundhog deserves a ticker.
